Preparation of the Christmas Tree

In preparation for the Christmas decorating around the house, my Mom and Dad tried to get me to put my "Baby's First Christmas" ornament, given to me by my Ouma and Oupa, on the tree all by myself. What they didn't take into account is that Christmas ornament hangers are sharp and dangerous and when I sensed that danger, I dropped the ornament hoping to spare my eyes!! Since that dangerous period of time, I now adhere to "Mr. Yuck" stickers, don't run with scissors, and don't take formula or breastmilk from strangers!!